Farza's Newsletter

ate a lactose free cake for my bday but i just drank milk this morning i am dummy

Today I am 30.

Dec 18, 2025 • Farza

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eating a pesto pasta salad in dubai but how can you grow salad in a desert wow

Hey all :).

Dec 9, 2025 • Farza

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October 2025

went to buy a bag of fresh air at the store but got rejected because i didn't have an iphone air wow unbelievable

Donde esta la leche de chocolate

Oct 27, 2025 • Farza

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September 2025

tony hawk and me ate pizza on a skateboard no pineapples involved

3-months ago me + Sharif wanted to do a simple experiment....

Sep 20, 2025 • Farza

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i was in the boiler room with fred and we were eating eggs agains

Hey all, really short one today :).

Sep 8, 2025 • Farza

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August 2025

went to the club with my raspberry pi and realized i was in club penguin

Tidbit has 7 more days left to live.

Aug 31, 2025 • Farza

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making tiktoks with the lads and eating chicken tandoori

Tidbit has 3-weeks left to live.

Aug 18, 2025 • Farza

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started eating pea protein and wtf this makes my shakes taste like peas its literally made of grinded peas

Hello my friends.

Aug 12, 2025 • Farza

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July 2025

hans zimmer and me got a burrito in sf but it was just a dream my life is a lie man

Hey everyone :).

Jul 27, 2025 • Farza

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my homie told me drink electrolytes and now my name is static shock and i have super powers

Sup everyone.

Jul 15, 2025 • Farza

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i said arigato to fred again and he started boiling eggs for me great guy

Hello! Whats up.

Jul 6, 2025 • Farza

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May 2025

woke up and found a beanie in my freezer fml now my head is cold

pasta and sauce

May 14, 2025 • Farza

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