Sitemap - 2019 - Farza's Newsletter
im about to get this metal straw and sip some iced oat milk lattes
call me wall-e cus im cleaning up the garbage
eating apple pie w my chihuahuas
yah lemme get a small caramel frappe and a mcdouble
eating mousepads for dinner w the boys
quakers oatmeal bars are my favorite food i love the crunch mmmmmm
Left Kanga. Free Agent. Onwards.
omg are u wearing unprofessional airpods
i bet every1 reading this is a boomer pft can all my zoomers in the chat press 1
life is good i just ate some chocolate cake and drank tea
i stole peppermints from walgreens
Analyzing the Top 10 Fastest Growing Companies in America
farza and tim cook eat lasagna together in bikini bottom
i spilled fanta on my gucci sweater
farza hops out the whip and slaps optimus prime
startups, memes, world domination.
yesterday i killed a bee with my nike air force 1s.
miley cyrus and diet pepsi is the key
Norman Borlaug is the most influential human in the history of the world change my mind
choclate milk as a service (CMaaS)
i just dipped my taco in a pepsi
i yearn to have to the love that robin and starfire from teen titans had
we launched its litty my d00ds
my noise cancelling headphones gave me foot fungus
kanye west has a nice shoe i like that
evan spiegel still isn't responding to my freaking emails
i got faded with the boys on 7th ave @ 2PM on a thursday
life is like a potato and the other day i had french fries
today i walked around china town and it was pretty fun.
text detection and object detectors and dude fk computer vision.
server side ads, h264 video decoding, and hardware acceleration
venmo me 1$ (@Farzain-Majeed) with a funny story and i'll venmo u 1$ back.
a turtle marries an oak tree and gets promoted to lead editor at the NY Times.
i wrote too much fml pls forgive me father 4 i have sinned