Sitemap - 2019 - Farza's Newsletter

i got pokemon in the tesla

im about to get this metal straw and sip some iced oat milk lattes

call me wall-e cus im cleaning up the garbage

eating apple pie w my chihuahuas

yah lemme get a small caramel frappe and a mcdouble

eating mousepads for dinner w the boys

quakers oatmeal bars are my favorite food i love the crunch mmmmmm

Left Kanga. Free Agent. Onwards.

omg are u wearing unprofessional airpods

i bet every1 reading this is a boomer pft can all my zoomers in the chat press 1

life is good i just ate some chocolate cake and drank tea

Checking....

sucks 2

this is a wack weekly update

i stole peppermints from walgreens

hans schröder

Analyzing the Top 10 Fastest Growing Companies in America

farza and tim cook eat lasagna together in bikini bottom

i spilled fanta on my gucci sweater

farza hops out the whip and slaps optimus prime

startups, memes, world domination.

yung zuck

yesterday i killed a bee with my nike air force 1s.

bird on a sidewalk

miley cyrus and diet pepsi is the key

Norman Borlaug is the most influential human in the history of the world change my mind

choclate milk as a service (CMaaS)

i just dipped my taco in a pepsi

i yearn to have to the love that robin and starfire from teen titans had

we launched its litty my d00ds

my noise cancelling headphones gave me foot fungus

getting lit @ the club

kanye west has a nice shoe i like that

evan spiegel still isn't responding to my freaking emails

i got faded with the boys on 7th ave @ 2PM on a thursday

life is like a potato and the other day i had french fries

today i walked around china town and it was pretty fun.

text detection and object detectors and dude fk computer vision.

server side ads, h264 video decoding, and hardware acceleration

venmo me 1$ (@Farzain-Majeed) with a funny story and i'll venmo u 1$ back.

a turtle marries an oak tree and gets promoted to lead editor at the NY Times.

i wrote too much fml pls forgive me father 4 i have sinned

god bless the usa of america!!!

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dont let ur memes be dreams