Sitemap - 2020 - Farza's Newsletter
just jet skied through the apple store on 5th ave
ptr = (taco*) malloc(n * sizeof(burrito)) <segmentation fault>
just played halo 2 on my samsung smart fridge the graphics suck
accidentally put seasoned pinto beans in my ear instead of my airpods oops
i just drank a mocha and my BPM is over 9000
dropped hot coffee from dunkin on my face mask
boba tea leaking from my ceiling help
mosquitos keep biting me when im trying to write my newsletter fml life is pain
harry potter drinks cafe con leche
optimus prime can't drink strawberry smoothies
just threw some pepperoni on my green screen bon appetit
just saw a frog drinking tea out of a puddle
dropped a banana milkshake on my cherry mx keys
i got my harley davidson stuck in the palm trees by accident
i just drew on the freshly baked apple pie w/ a sharpie
the neighbors chihuahua just called me ugly wow wtf dogs can talk
eating multigrain chocolate chunk bars in the lambo
washing my Honda accord with bottled water rn
🙉 rockin bose qc35s on my feet 🙈
stupid horse I just fell out of the porsche
just punched the punching bag 4 fun and hurt my wrist no more of that
sasuke is emo and i hate him and i want naruto to end him
yeah, the bathroom is around the corner to the right.
me and Kim Tae-hyung r dating now its official
just bought a balenciaga hat at the chili festival
i just used vim to record my podcast wow very nice
i dipped by kindle in a cup of coffee and took a bite mmmmmm
sippin la croix w cptn jack sparrow
im gonna take this large $11 avocado smoothie and make guacamole